/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>be at friends' place drinking
>one of them disappears near the end of the night
>I get up to head home
>have to walk through kitchen to get out
>all the lights are out
>except the fridge light
>friend who disappeared is sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of it
>his fingers are jammed deep in a jar of Cheez Whiz
>there's Cheez Whiz running down his shirt
>Cheez Whiz all over his fucking face
>he sees me and panics
>throws it back in the fridge
>I fall to my knees in horror
>everyone comes running up

They were too late. No one will know what I saw that day