/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12992056
>he eats paper raw
I prefer mine well-done and covering my bf's cock

>>12975110
Did you fucking skin a geoduck you monster?

>>12800767
>workplace got new 12k coffee machine
>uses the same beans and brewing temp as their old 3k machine
>coffee tastes the same
>mfw
At least the frother works.

>>12572046
All that separated orange cheese grease coats in my innards and I feel like a bag of oil for the next 12 hours, also my focus is at an all time low.

>>12348333
>he doesn't take a knife and fork to eat pizza

>>12247253
>cute barista turned out to be a bottom too

>>11898276
>tfw thought the entire red thing was the cheese when I was like 7 and got a mouthful of wax

>>11519010
>finger food
Not a child, sorry.

>>11333017
Why do people keep confusing me with the bikepump anon?

>>11323497
>Blond flat white
Like every basic bitch boy that works there? Yeah I've had them.

>>11217538
Nah that's gay

>>11170862
You do know curry taste better with more body after leaving it for a night right? Why the fuck would you make anything other than curry with the leftovers?

>cooking bullies
??

Again with the bike pump? Get a new bf already

>people buy shit that they can't cook at the store
Do Americans seriously do this?

>be fresh out of the shower
>spotless clean
>put on thighhighs pop the good ol' aneros in as per usual
>put panties over the prostate massager
>go cooking in just that
>turned out the jacked Colombian flatmate upstairs is doing laundry
>he comes downstairs with a hamper full of smelly clothes and sees me half naked in the kitchen
>he drops the hamper and I turn around, face red af
>without a word he approaches me and bends me over the kitchen counter
>start crying because my face is inches away from the onion I just finely chopped up
>pulls out the aneros and fucks my brains out
>makes me cum all over the raw lamb shank
>mfw his blatant disregard for kitchen safety and hygeine
Had tho throw out all of my ingredients that night. Absolute nightmare.

>>10819436
Why can't you white people behave yourselves?

>>10772552
Don't make me turn you into a buttslut again anon, this time with potatoes.