/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19119123
mostly because trump was your president. I had so much fun watching him fuck your country lmao the only thing dumber than trump were his voters. Never change, usa, looking forward to the new season

>>19054294
lmao why would I be jealous of your 3rd world country full of inbred monolingual hicks?
What would I be jealous of? Your american sausages? lol
Just don't ever get a passport and stay where you are pls

"super bowl" has to be some of the dumbest idiocy for low iq retards.

>Let's watch "athletes" from the woke Negro Felon League run into each other! There's cool advertisments too, constantly! USA USA USA

>>18827217
Heil Hitler

>>18577677
yeah, had a guy from a band in the backstage area, and the place had free pizzas for band members and he kept ordering pepperoni pizza and got...pepperonis. What he meant was pepperoni sausage, but he was to stupid. It seems like some americans believe the world is america

>>18001480
>who the fuck wants it ULTRA pasteurized?

>>17693592
>Hipsters
what year is it anon? 2010? The target audience of Starbucks is Pic Rel

>>17684549
It was a marketing stunt, and amer*kans, being the dumb lemmings that they are, literally ate it up.

>>17645845

>>17615831
>happy, prosperous mutant family having a shit dinner together
ftfy

>>17491306
t.

>>17407902
Protestant work ethic has always been a tool by the ever hungry capitalist machine. Just make people (especially americans) believe that working three jobs is not only normal, but something to be proud of and feel superior to people who don't do this for whatever reasons.

To have such an ideology, that is so in line with the interests of the economy and those at the top of it, has to be the greatest coup rich people have ever done.

Just work harder and you'll be the next millionaire. Vote for tax cuts for billionaires while you're at it, you hard working, freedom loving American. You'll be a millionaire tomorrow too...

>>17396846
What the FUCK is wrong with americans???

>>17364496
>Why haven’t you taken the soda pill /ck/?
because I'm not some american dog

>>17325919
t.

>>17203108
>Some anons on here believe they've tried Kölsch, Hefeweizen
It's probably mostly americans, they usually look for things that they can call "authentic", "artisanal", or "European". These things are mostly boring and well established products in Europe, but americans, being the perpetual newfags that they are, think they just discovered this obscure, secret, and new product, not only that, it also makes them seem as if they're in on this "complicated" beer/panettone/tea/coffee/whiskey-"science". Americans will pay good money for this cultural bonus, so there

>>17159819

american panettone "experts" are all cum addicted faggots. you should all kill yourselves you are worse than the beer and hot sauce experts. You all seem poor because you seem to think buying 70$+ dollar "artisanal" bread makes you look rich.

>>17035310
inb4 the panettone "experts" (all american btw) come in talking about their "artisanal" bullshit products. You are poor if you believe the shitty panettone you buy or order is in any way expensive.

these fags are getting worse than the beer "experts" on here.

>>17019141
because it's marketed to american pig dogs as something "artisanal" so the retards on here fall for it and try to outdo themselves by posting links places where they can order this bullshit for obscene prices

For me it's apple, the best tech business on the market.

>>7878511
Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

Why are white people the niggers of the culinary world?

Whenever there's a onion-hater or tomato-hater or someone who turns their nose at offal or someone who's literally afraid to try sushi, you can bet dimes to dollars that that person's ass is whiter than rice in a snowstorm.

Whenever there's a Chipotle thread or a fast food thread or a mayonnaise thread YOU GUESSED IT-white people everywhere.