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>>20441620
>Burying the lede this hard
Sounds INCREDIBLE!!!1!!, guys.. But ya'know what we REALLY need to do?
We need to onboard the major appliance producers into integrating USB-R® ports into all new appliances. What with the new IOT market CLEARLY BOOMING as it is, we need to get in front of this.
Not only should there be proprietary adapters for both direct connect AND inductance chargers, they should also be very susceptible to condensation and include SHORT-TECH™ technology for even faster appliance turnover.
Liability, you say?? HA! Just include a daily regimen and special peripheral storage container,(for an additional charge,) that voids all warranties and liability if not followed.
(Oh shit... what have I done. This will be a reality in less that 4 years)

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>>20035769
You are fine, anon...Don't worry about standing out so much. I'd bet money there are plenty of people who see you bringing your own food and wish they had too.
You may even be inspiring others to bring their own too, and not even know it.
Ignore All trolls as well-- They are mostly B0ts that just post things like >>20035621
to make the boards unpleasant. That thing doesn't really think that--It doesn't even think.
but now that I have triggered it by responding, it will attack me next.
DO NOT FEET THE TROLLS or FL4M3B0TS

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>>19792334
HOLY SHIT! What a fucking Shit Show.
I know they must be attempting to make it easier for illiterate line cooks, but JFC, the sheer potential for cross contamination from this retarded "System" has likely been giving WH goers the 'Splodies for decades.
How long until there are just holographic projections from the ceiling so you just "Fill in" the plate with the missing foods?
Hell, there's your million dollar idea: top projector that projects an image onto the plate: adjustable with either text or icons,(depending on your cooks' literacy level,) and moves along the line, following the plate as the cook clears orders:(the cook controls the flow.)
At $5000/per unit,(and that would be ridiculously cheap,) for a system that costs $1000 to produce X 1900(WH in the US) you'd net $6,650,000(-$500.00/per unit overhead)
Surely not only would a unit like this be priced MUCH higher,(more likely $15k/unit, but wouldn't be relegated to just The Awful Waffle--but easily made universal for Sloppa houses everywhere.
I hesitated poasting this, due to never eating at these places, and my hatred for the continuing "Nerfing" of the world in general, but I can see the "writing" on the wall, and it is illiterate.
Screencap this you'll see it within the decade.

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