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>try to cook chicken breast
>burn the outside
>get 4/5 through eating it before i realize the inside is undercooked
Jesus fucking Christ, how am I so ridiculously incompetent at cooking?

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guys i have a problem that's been making my life shit for the past month and i really need help. I'm food jealous. I get jealous of my girlfriend when she makes food for someone else. When she cooked for my parents i could barely contain my anger and i didnt eat shit. but it got worse. heeres the rundown
>gf saw some shitty instagram post about homemade dog food
>she goes and fucking buys top quality rumsteak and free range chicken and buys vegetables from an actual fucking farm
>she's good at cooking but never puts that effort into when we eat together
>she never made me any steak
>now she calls me to the kitchen every 5 minutes to look at the meat with the shity blanche sauce she made
>takes pictures
>dog is waiting at his plate, its her ugly labrador mutt, never even gave it steak before
>she takes selfies with food, laughs
>shes never like that wheb we cook together what the fuuuuck
>i need all my strength to keep it together
>she's having more fun cooking for a dog than me
>she loves ugly dog more than me
>i want to flip the pan and cast iron
>fast forward to dinner
>she put a chair for the dog at the table
>this fucker stares at me like a fucking cunt
>eats like a homeless throwing shit everywhere
>she pays more attention to this dog than me ever
>i can't
>get up and push the dog off the chair, this smug cunt whines
>get into a huge argument, she slaps me, tells me to go drive outside
>she's cuddling with the dog
>i slept on the couch for 3 days

that was a week ago and i can't get this shit out of my head. her food tastes bland to me know and today i had a dream about the dog fucking her. I was crying when i woke up. I dont know what to do

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>>7558401
>this thread again

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>>7555252
>current year
>still believing in magical sky people

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Is pasta healthy?

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