/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16787569
>>16790120

I take the opposite approach. I slowly, carefully, and deliberately place my items into my reusable canvas sack one at a time, all the while whistling certain German folk melodies co-opted by their ruling party in the 1930s, and deliberately shifting my steely eye contact between the cashier and each individual member of the line behind me. Not one has dared challenge me yet, since I never shop without being visibly armed without at least two edged weapons. Before leaving, I always make a show of unwrapping my Aldi-brand "Wacko" chocolate bar and take a bite, passive-aggressively dropping crumbs all over the floor before nonchalantly tossing the wrapper in the cart as if it were a trash receptacle.

Now, the staff greets me with "hey it's Wacko" and ALWAYS advises the other customers to be silent and motionless during my bagging routine. What a great supermarket.