/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me about half an hour ago
>mom buys pic related instead of honey mustard on accident
>never seen it before so might as well try it
>tasted fucking cash
>even better with the fried fish I was eating
>use a fuckton of it
>through my enjoyment I'm looking at the bottle
>it hits me
>its fucking Arbys horsey sauce

I don't know how long I have till the end of my organs. I can feel my stomach churning already. The end is near