/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw quarter life crisis
Guys..I hate living in my body. I want to do everything but im good at nothing. This is why I drink

>>8074144
>>8074144
Is anyone still reading this? If not I'm going to sleep

>German pimp looks at me, points to one of the leftover girls
>"VAT? YOU DO NOT LIKE HER?
>"uhhh...sure, she's nice"
>she immediately sits on my lap and starts canoodling and kissing on my neck and shit
>mfw
>enough is enough
>stand up, go out a door
>must have been the back door, because I end up in a fucking dark alley and NOT back in the bar
>decide to leave
>all of a sudden, surprisingly strong arm grabs my arm and YANKS me around
>it's the hooker.
>The german is with her, and 6...henchmen, I don't know what else to call them fucking materialized out of nowhere

>beer batter onion rings
people dont actually like these do they

>>7842812
>when sophie gives you a slice

>mfw reading your post
>mfw I'm in the UK and I'd much rather be in Spain, Portugal, Germany, France, Italy, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, fuck even Turkey or Greece right now

Seriously, it's not that great here pal. It's actually a bit of a dump even.