/ck/ - Food & Cooking

forbidden turkey

>>18247511
No that's actually proper etiquette, it was old English and came to America when we founded our nation, the English ditched it but it stuck around in America until the 1970s.
The idea was you are not a savage and don't need to shovel food into your face as fast a possible.
And it does that by slowing you down long enough to enjoy your food and gives you time to actually chew your food before the next bite.

Dinner's up.

>>15193466
This also comes after you typed two walls of text so what you mean is that you'd rather wash a dish than lose an argument on 4chan. pic related,

>>14843174
idk how you get young cheddar out of a cat shitting in a rice cooker but ok.

>>14791122
gotta try long pig at least once before i die

>>11259073
Because it tastes too much like human flesh (i've heard), I believe (((nefarious forces))) slip human meat into the food supply to force people to unknowingly partake in their rituals, if you eat people, it cuts your soul off from interacting with God, it's the ultimate blasphemy to consume that which is made in the image of God. Also, I believe the Chinese use human meat to make money from what's left of the bodies they harvest organs from. I don't eat ham for the same reasons I don't eat any processed meat.

>>11054173
>I'd eat you too if It was legal.

this

>>10503709
>The only animal that is wrong to eat is someone else’s pet, or something that is endangered.

So then it's OK to eat humans as long as they aren't into pet-play. Got it.

>>10393189
Silly anon, as long as there are people, there will always be food.

>>8902369
I'm not joking

>>6861834
Oh fuck dude. I laughed so hard.

>>6812948
Cook it just like pork. Same sauces, same methods, same seasoning.
Buttocks(the ham) is the best part, followed by thee ribs and brisket. Use the rest for stewmeat.Makes a great chili...
Avoid the filtration organs and brain. Tongue is very tender.
Women taste better than men. Young meat tastes the best, the younger, the better. Slightly overweight game has nice marbling.Too fat and it becomes a bit disgusting and fatty.
Ideally, if you capture the game alive, let it starve for a week to flush out any toxins.

>>6697813
would you?

>>6181111
Looks like it's staring you in the face, but the smile makes it cute.