/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19255027
>/ck/ daily thread No.23 - Help, I said I can cook to impress but I can't

huh, normally its a girl not 4 people. Is this a gangbang OP?

>>16498103
Can you imagine the pristine life in Scandinavia?
>wake up in the largest city, population 45k
>look out side, it's cold, it's always cold.
>go round the corner to the local cafe for Fischbrotchen and the first of 21 daily black coffees.
>its actually sunny and 17°F so I sit outside and eat my bread filled with gloriously slimy fish.
>instant flash backs to the night before, eating out my average native scandinavian gf as she beams down at me with piercing blue eyes, her lightly tanned legs wrapped around my head.
>she's so hot, despite her strangely thin hair and fucked up hairline
>She is breathlessly rambling in pleasure, it sounds like someone yodeling with a mouth full of icecubes
>I instantly blow my load right there on the crowded street corner infront of a group of insanely blond school kids
>I'm arrested and charged as a pedophile, the judge gives me the harshest sentence
> 4 and 1/2 months in a maximum security 5 star hotel, only allowed to leave 3 times a week.
>dinner tonight is my favorite, raw moose mince and 8 hard boiled eggs.

Fuck you Sven, why can't my country be magical frozen moose factory and oil rich?

>>16454961
>one dog topped with hot, dry, sauerkraut please.

>>16176670
hot despite the hairline and thin hair, yes