/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15663099
>the comic that ended ck

>>15179012
>be me
>go to kitchen eat something
>find an open bag of cheetos i left there one day
>"better eat it before it expires"
>eats it
>a couple minutes later i start to ask myself how long it has been there
>tfw it's 4 months past the expiration date
>don't think too much of it and forget about it some time later
Next day
>wake up feeling sick
>try to get out of bed
>immediately throw up on the floor
>try to walk out of my room
>throw up on the floor again
>go take a shit
>throw up on the hallway leading to the bathroom
>sit on toilet
>severe diarrhea
>go drink some water
>feel a bit better
>go play Minecraft
>my dad asks if i'm ok
>"yeah, i-"
>i throw up again
>my dad ends up taking me to the hospital
>need iv therapy
>mfw

Never trust stale cheetos