/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I’ll start
>be me, on a date
>go to Texas Roadhouse
>can’t decide what I want, see something called a chop steak
>says it’s got onions, I love onions so I order it
>just like all my steaks I order it rare
>food arrives
>waitress sets down a slab of raw ground beef in front of me
>ohshit.png
>gf eating
>I pretend all is normal and start eating
>mfw
>ground beef is fully pink/reddit in the middle
>basically warm red mush
>gf says it looks weird
>drop spaghetti
>”oh yeah I like it this way”
>rest of night I’m manually breathing and blinking
>manually walk to car
>”goodnight anon, you were quiet tonight! Bye!”
Luckily I didn’t get sick, but they should really say chop steak is ground beef on the menu.

I wish my gf had an ass like that

>>11906626
S-shut up anon

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11421682

>>11263611
>wHy Do So MaNy ShEfFs ChUz tHe BoTTlE
>JUST SMOKE WEED INSTEAD DUDE

>>11263245
absolutely outfoxed

>>11257892
I love my job but I hate my life. The fact that I have to subsist in a shitty gigantic city and scratch a living from the scraps of whatever my faggot government decides is fair to pay me.

It is very depressing to be forced to work outrageous hours - sometimes shifts as long as 19 hours with as little as 7 hours between shifts, and accept pathetic pay as a trade-off for doing what you love.

>gf

>>10264904
Nothing. Never.