/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14188307
>a cake mix with a soda poured on it
what the fuck
why are boomers so fucking terrible at cooking

>>14133069
imagine going halfway around the world into a war zone and getting ptsd and maybe even losing a limb and having your gf cheat on you and decide to get married for some coder cuck who makes 4x as much as you working from home sipping artisanal tea making algorithms to increase billionaire's stock portfolios only to come back and find out the territory you fought for has slipped back into enemy hands as soon as you left and then you go to the grocery store and see this and then some fat boomer in a mobility scooter says "thank you for your service" before cruising into the soda & chips aisle

>move to germany
>around spring everyone starts freaking out
>ES IST SPARGELZEIT
>it's just white asparagus
>it's always sold out at the supermarket
>grumpy old boomers are huffing and puffing because they're out of white asparagus
>co workers bring it into the office and we cook something that uses it
>everyone is super excited about it
this country is so god damned weird

>>13780896
>soda for breakfast

I used to be a wagecuck at domino's and it was technically mandatory to say "Welcome to Domino's" to every single person who walked through the door, regardless of how busy it was. Of course we never did it because even the manager thought it was retarded and sounds unnatural and offputting, except for if someone important from "corporate" was visiting to sneer at the wagies and crack the whip on the owner and manager.

I'm so glad I work in a real job now. There truly is no worse job than to be a fast food manager. Having to deal with braindead wagies and get walked over by retarded boomers for barely any more pay and get shit on by some 3rd-generation rich prick who was given the franchise by their parents. it must be a never-ended hell.

SHOW OFF YOUR STORIES WHERE FAST FOOD WAGEKEKS GOT YOU MAD

>BE ME
>AT MACDONALDS WAITING FOR MY DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER WITH BIG MC SAUCE 20 PIECE MACNUGGERS MCGANGBANG PARFAIT TWO APPLIED PIES AND A LARGE ICED TEA WITH EXTRA ICE
>BITCH AT THE COUNTER GAVE MY FOOD TO SOME FAGGOT NIGGER
>FLIP MT SHIT AND CUSS HER OUT
>TOLD TO LEAVE
>PULL DOWN PANTS AND SHIT IN THE SODA FOUNTAIN
>THROW REGISTER TO THE WALL
>TIP COKE FREESTYLE MACHINE ON SIDE
>STEAL MCCHICKEN FROM BEHIND COUNTER
>WWALK HOME