/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've had my first case of gout, at the age of 28. I took it as a sign that I need to make drastic lifestyle changes. I've now gone seven full days without any meat, and I want to fucking kill myself. All of the recipes I know are rich and meaty. I need some recipes besides vegetable soup and salad, and I'm allergic to coconut, avocado, and bananas, so a lot of vegetarian and vegan recipes are out the window.
I plan on making lentils and rice for dinner tomorrow night, and that's as creative as I have gotten. Please give me some recipes to make me forget about real food, or alternatively, make fun of me for being so fucking fat and lazy that I got gout. I've never been so depressed over something I did to myself.