/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Most animal rights activists are fucking idiots.
I ain't saying people shouldn't be concerned about the treatment of livestock or that we shouldn't strive towards a diet that's healthier for the planet and atmosphere.
I'm saying that 99% of the motherfuckers you see out there shouting on the street corner and distributing fliers don't actually give a single shit about what they're protesting, they just wanna protest.
You should give up butter! Check out this amazing palm oil based alternative instead for which they've mowed down an entire fucking rainforest.
Eat plants instead of meat! Like this amazing tropical fruit produced with slave labor and shipped halfway across the world on a massive diesel-fueled cargo ship.
Stop supporting companies that practice animal cruelty! But keep shopping at Walmart which will never cut ties to a corporation for such simple things as animal abuse or slave labor.
Yes, we should all fight for the rights of animals! Shouts the woman wearing Nike shoes made by child slaves, distributing fliers they got mass printed in China because it was so much cheaper than locally, holding a vegan soy-froyo latte with most ingredients shipped from halfway around the world and handpicked by only the most obedient slaves. Go join our Facebook group and make a difference!