/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Okay, I guess it's not necessarily "fast food", but I was a Barista at a local coffee shop for a year and saw and dealt with some terrible shit. This story is always on the top of my mind when asked about my job.

>Slow day, so I decide to go clean up the bathroom a bit
>Notice the floor was dirty, so I go and get the mop and start mopping it
>My back was towards the door, and I hear someone breathing super heavily with their mouth open
>Turn around, and it's this 40+ year old tard whose constantly coming in to buy a soda and sits out front literally all day, everyday
>Tell him, "Hey man, sorry. I'm about done mopping this up real fast. If you wanna sit down, I'll only be a-"
>Tard yells, "NO. I NEED TO GO NOW. I CANNOT SIT DOWN OR I'LL MAKE A MESS."
>"Okay, okay... let me move this out of the way.."
>Move mop and bucket aside and tard rushes in to use the bathroom. Decide to go wash my hands and make myself a drink.
>While standing around waiting, I see the tard booking it out of the bathroom, and stands out front
>"Alright... hopefully he didn't make too much of a- OH MY FUCKING GOD."
>I walked over to the bathroom and noticed there was GALLONS OF LIQUID, SHIT COVERING THE TOILET AND FLOOR
>Some was even spattered on the walls. It was fucking disgusting and I puked in my mouth numerous times
>Our lady manager comes over and sees it, FREAKS the fuck out and yells at the top of her lungs
>One of our cooks, Stefan, comes over and gawks at it for a second before charging outside to yell and threaten the tard to get the fuck away and never come back
>Lady manager and I have to clean it up. Both pissed the rest of the fucking day.

Aside from that, not much bad stuff happened besides drama from fucking everyone. I was the only male barista and worked with at least 5 different qt's and I fucked 3 of them. I quit after realizing the job was a shithole and nobody got paid more than minimum wage. Kinda miss the free food and drinks, but it was worth it for my sanity.