/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>recipe calls for meat
>use tofu

>tfw you eat the eggs on top of the chicken

>>8675322

>>8685924

>go to Panera drive-thru
>ask what soup of the day is
>"loaded potato and vegetable"
>ok I'll have that and do you have any cheese sandwiches
>"we have the classic grilled cheese"
>no thanks, I'll have the italian, does it come with cheese?
>"provolone"
>no cheese on that please
>"ok, for the soup did you want the potato or the vegetable"
>the loaded potato and veggie please
>"it's two different soups sir"
>drive off and never return

>English breakfast tea
>Drink it at night
>Am not English

>go to mexican place
>order two large burrito bowls to go
>they put 2 forks in my bag

>>8234450
With spam

>>7911004
>order 2 pounds of turkey and .5 pounds of chicken
>swap the stickers and throw the chicken away

chicken spaghetti casserole

>mfw my job is to write software that automates the process of using other software that people need to get difficult certifications to learn fully
>mfw there is no escape for ANYONE
>mfw reading this thread

> 4 years ago, work at a Starbucks inside a target while in college
> 30 minutes after close an older couple walks in demanding drinks
> inform them that we're closed and I've been cleaning up for the past 30 minutes
> tell them there's a standalone Starbucks half a mile down the road that's still open
> they make a big fuss saying they want a drink from this Starbucks
> apologize again and tell them I'm the only one working & I've cleaned out most of the machines and can't prepare drinks
> they go away
> 5 minutes later they're back, now with the target store manager
> the manager demands I make them drinks
> both order large decaff vanilla lattes
> they proudly inform me that they need to wake up early the next morning because they're going on a big road trip tomorrow
> I had already emptied the decaff espresso from the espresso machine
> don't give a fuck at this point, give them both regular espresso in their drinks
> send them on their way
> mfw I ruin their big trip the next day

>>7107039
>GF
Stopped reading there

>>6972645
>>6972655
Maybe I did it on purpose?

>mfw OP creates a new meme food craze

>mfw I dip bread in my ramen