/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lo mein, general tsao chicken, fried rice, egg rolls


anything else is garbage

>>18057581
OHHH NO NO NO NO is someone mad i stole the doughnut they wanted?

>>17915803
>but if i was barely making minimum wage
If only you knew how much I make

>>17874673
>can only get up to 27 degrees
>mfw I just switch to K and get 273 degrees absolutely free
>bake or 40 min
it's just that easy

>>16900676

i use it in my "premium" jerky batches that i charge 50% more for despite the only differences being which round cut i use and a teaspoon of msg

>>15699962
Vying to be a two a day chad myself

>>15437700
juicero
eggslicer
whisk

>Recreate a Marco dish
>use an OXO stock cube

>follow a Marco recipe
>use an Oxo brand stock cube

>>14648701
It will really blow your mind when you google who the ceo of racism is

>tfw evading my ban right now
Im one sly motherfucker

hello and welcome to /kitchen mischief/

me? i overcrowd the pan

>>14491223
>Covid19 acts as a pleb filter
Nothing of value will be lost. This includes boomers and their shitty tastes

ITT: Devilish /ck/ related things you do
>go to restaurant as soon as they open
>order large, complicated meal
>pay with $100 bill

>>14365663
>bowels
>plop
Time to plop to it, OP

Bread. All Catholics now go to hell because they can't eat their magical jesus wafer.

>not using avocados for nefarious ends

>>14125531
Yea my grandma is from Roxbury and she loves to make these for my friends and me. I get weird looks when I say “do you want my grandma to give you a fluffernutter?” He he he

>>14093110
Now you’re talking my language ;1)
The only three-ways I’ve had have all been of the devil’s variety.

>>14049658
>Wife hates soda water
>I love it
>Pour a glass and sit it on the coffee table
>Wait until all bubbles are gone
>Wife asks if she can have some of my water
>"Go ahead honey"

I'm right wing, clean shaven, and have a sizable collection of hot sauces.

Yes, I autolyse... with yeast.

>>13391274
I don't.