/ck/ - Food & Cooking

happened when I was a younger man.
>be 16 year old me
>eating at taco bell with my buddy
>old geezer yells at me because i threw out half of a taco
>" homeless people could eat that! "
>gramps is mad as fuck
>put my ass on the edge of his table
>rip the sickest, smelliest fart I have ever left
>" homeless people could eat that too bro"
>he starts screaming at me and I'm laughing so hard
>manager comes running out and listens to his story
>kicks me out
>haven't been back since

Post your restaraunt stories

>>11386034
>asstros

>>11381452
>this afraid of meat

>>9156678
nigga u evolving a mouth on your stomach so you can eat while you eat