/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4636944
>thinks all girls squeal and moan during sex

So the boring ones that lay there motionless are acting like they're not having the time of their life when they really are? lol, ok. I mean you said they're all acting, but you seem to only be referencing retarded pornos.

But tell me Hollywood guru, which part of the act is it when I watch the sex vids I made with my girl and see her eyes squinting tightly while I'm pressed against her, head turned, ear to ear, moving just right at that angle she said feels best?

I must be doing something right because she isn't acting like a DONKEY.

>>4322010
>being this buttdevestated because someone lives on a different continent than you.

Pathetic.

>not letting your fried eggs swim in ketchup soup