/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7179277
wtf you white american trash, you own half the sears catalog! And that looks like a house kitchen.

>>7125078
Fuck pepeperoni is good!

>>7104072
It's the same balcony as in the pictures. And OP was fuckin' up with gas and kitties while being highly intoxicated.

>>6885266
FRIGG OFF MOM!

>>6870238
>>6870224
Frigg off!

>>6863825
Mine fucked me up today:
- Yesterday he spilled my shampoo all over the bath carpet and barely cleans it up. I have to clean the carpet unless I want to walk in shampoo everyday.
-He was supposed to buy common scott towels but didn't.
-He prep'ed a sandwich for super, dropped tomatoes and walk on it every where in the kitchen/dining room.
-I told him, eh anon-mate, you fucked up. He takes the kitchen towel to barely clean up.
-I told him I have a special stash of scott towels, but he's a fat lard to not have buy it (it's been a week he shoulda). But he doesnt do jack shit and leave a mess in the kitchen.

Too bad he's a friend, otherwise I'd have booted him out of the place. And he pays half the rent and I have no job.

>>6775715
Back in the days with my brother we were doing raids on Portland.
We were living in a small quebec city near the border and Portland was a 3 hrs drive.
We'd get obnoxiously drunk and cruise the local hipster chix.
We had this joke that the worse we were speaking english the easier it was to get them.
>Hey anon, how do you say my name in french?
>Ma jolie Émilie burp ..burp
>Mary me anon, mary me!
Those were pretty good nights!

>>6765852
FRIGG OFF RANDY

>>4287735
I mean nobody wants to admit they eat 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself.

>>4208468

What the fuck is a bulkie roll Julian.

I mean, no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself.

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did, and I'm ashamed of myself.

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself.

>>4131316

fuck off mr lahey my dad isnt a loser, and youre just a drunk fuck

>>4038892
Might as well get two birds stoned at once

Frick off.

>>3892925
I mean nobody wants to admit they eat 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count and then you get to the second, and the third. The fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blow torch and I just kept eating.

Sure thing faggot.

Lurk moar, post less.

Lets just get drunk and post like trailer park boys all night, whaddya say boys?