/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8333562
>doesnt realize the wick wont hit gunpowder because its all funneled downward

>be me
>new roommate moves in
>he seems cool
>weeks go by, no complaints
>one day he leaves some dishes in the sink
>think nothing of it, since he's been good on cleaning his dishes
>days go by and the dishes are still in the sink
>it's finally been a week, and he still hasnt cleaned them
>man up and ask him if he can clean them
>"What did you say?"
>repeat myself
>he meets my eyes with his
>he bolts up from the couch and approaches me
>a little weirded out
>he walks right up to me, vindictively
>I back up a little, but he has me corned in the kitchen
>he then suddenly grabs my cock and tells me to repeat myself
>by this point, I'm absolutely dumbfounded and scared
>"C-can you c-clean your d-dishes, a-anon?"
>he proceeds to squeeze my cock even harder and calls me a faggot
>he then turns me around over the kitchen counter and rips my pajama pants off
>"Yeah, sure, I'll clean the dishes, no problem, you little fucking faggot"
>I begin to tense up
>he tells me to put my arms behind my back like a good little faggot
>"Please don't hurt me," I tell him
>he holds my wrists down with one hand and begins stroking his throbbing cock with the other
>"I'm going to fuck you right in the starfish, faggot"
>"W-what?!"
>feel him spit onto my asshole and stick his throbbing erect penis into me
>I begin screaming and trying to resist
>"if you don't shut the fuck up, I will kill you and your whole family," he whispers into my ear as he pushes his cock repeatedly into my intestines
>I just lay there, taking it like the little faggot he said I was
>after he finishes, he tells me to fuck off and clean the dishes myself
>he leaves the kitchen and retreats to his bedroom
>I lay on the kitchen floor and sob
>next day
>see him watching tv on the couch
>he begins some small talk, acting as if nothing unusual has happened
>weeks go by
>he never mentions the incident, and I don't even think about bringing it up
>one day I see a few dishes in the sink
>immediately clean them myself

>>7991625
>boogie
>missing something food-related

>try making home-made pizza
>absolutely rape the dough and tear it to an unusable level