/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I recently started working at McD's and it's such an unnecessary nightmare. The other day:
Nobody NOBODY is putting the cheese out to temper, we ran out of quarters, I came in to teflons burnt over with grease because nobody was cleaning grill between drops thus causing the 10:1 patties to stick... people heat up pies in the oven and never come to finish them, any time I need something dropped in the frying vats nobody's back there, I have to put together 20 fucking nugget orders while the teenagers at the landing area just stand there and watch as I simultaneously have to finish 6 sandwiches, the shift leads are screaming and cursing bulldog women and literal speds (hey, me too), I'm getting my balls busted about shit nobody else does either... Not sure how long I can really hang on before I just say fuck it and walk away. It could be all so simple, and yet.

>>17631821
>the American classic pb&j great for making it through the day
I miss having them. I reckon its been at least 12 years since I made/had one

>>14893830
me too, only burst of crippling anxiety amidst the emptiness.

>>13138508
My mom was a massive gibs thot in college and always ordered shellfish when guys took her out to eat.
She has had so much crab and lobster in her youth she can't eat any more due to the mercury levels in her body.
She also had me at the age of 40, so how fucked am I, that shit transfers right? When I was 9 there was a chinese buffet they started charging me as an adult in because they had real crab legs on the buffet line and I would always get an entire plate of grab legs piled 6" high. We would go once a week and I would eat that much crab every week for like, 3 years until they closed down because my fat ass kept consuming all their crab.

Give it to me straight, how soon am I going to die?

>>12069379
>not fat

>>11885533

>dad was late on his second Five Guys payment in a row
>he'll be stuck in the peanut mines until he drops dead
>I'm homeless by new years

Why, dad? You knew what the terms were.

>nephew caught me glazing the donut

>mfw i'm a poor college student and I want to get drunk but can't afford it

>>11135456
at least they have friends

>>10637796
A-at least I'll be an alcoholic with self respect.

>tfw can't find Jolt Cola anywhere these days

I had the sausage egg mcmuffin with cheese this morning. Instant hangover cure with some weed and hydration.

>Spraynkels

>>9714921
>tfw can never watch another star trek episode ever again without realizing sulu is a rapist

>tfw ate that bacon

I'm sorry little piggu...

>ayy gimme a pizz'
>maybe a little mozzarell'
>eat some spaghet'
>i love dat prosciut'