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>>19802401
>>19802557
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> GF's mom says she is calling on the line with dispatch in our University's town
> cops are on the way
> FUCK
> I'm pissed and drunk
> If the cops are coming, fuck it, smash bottle of wine through her front window
> keep the bottle, plenty of wine left
> in retrospect this was a really stupid thing to do
> GF crying even harder
> GF's mom screeching through the phone
> I'm out
> Run out of GF's apartment
> turn left down ally
> Go home?
> no too close to her home, she will send the cops straight there
> decide to just lay low for a while
> walking on street, bottle of wine still in hand
> cops roll up almost immediately
> they are not sure if I'm the person they are looking for
> So drunk I can't walk straight
> ask me who I am and where I am going
> make up some lies
> they don't by it
> throw me in back of car anyway, open container
> drive the 30 feet to GF's apartment, they still need to investigate
> still in back of cop car
> cops ask GF if I'm the guy
> she says, "Yes"
> spend the rest of the night and the next 3 days in jail, until partents can bail me out
> it counted as domestic violence, even though I didn't touch her
> GF files restraining order
> served restraining order in jail
> thanks
> restraining order says I have to be at least 1000 yards away from here at all times
> mfw I live less than 1000 yards from here
> mfw I have to move out of my own home, with all my friends because my GF's cunt mother called the cops on me
> mfw I was on probation for 3 years

Yeah man, Henry Weinhard's great fucking beer.