/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Not a disaster but wholesome:
>zero tolerance policy for shenanigans
>mom needs everything prim and proper trying to impress her mom
>im 10 dgaf tape my fart machine under the dinning room table hours before dinner
>right after grace a moment of silence
>mash the button in my pocket
>brap BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>mom looks mortified, dad's looking for an ass to kick, gramps didn't hear it cuz war, rest of the family holding their laughter
>grandma suddenly chimes in with the most stereotypical British accent despite living in the US since the 50s
>"Oh my! Someone made a popper!"
>entire family erupts in laughter, except gramps, he still can't hear shit
Holidays are more light-hearted from then on, story becomes one of my uncle's classics to retell every year.