/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How come you haven't bought any of my ham lately, anon?
You do know that it's both delicious and nutritious, right?

Please, for the love of Christ, buy my hams!

what the FUCK is his problem?

Hello. My hams have been ruthlessly purged from this board,but I will endeavor to have them returned. Until then, I hope you can surviv without my delicious and nutritous hams.

As I was saying before being interrupted by the janitors of this establishment, my hams are without equal in terms of taste, texture, and moral chracter in all the land. Try them yourself and you will see why my hams are so beloved across all the land!

Buy my ham, you'll see that it's the best in town!

>>15218489
For me...

>>14144151
Holy shit I'm fucking losing it I'm actually losing it this time for real over this god forsaken site lmfao

You're clearly underage, or just so far on the autist spectrum, to get this pissy over what literal anonymous nobodies think about you. Let alone what we possibly think over your oil of old people body wash.
Get a hobby, find an e-girl to simp over for fuck's sake. Your thread could've been great but you derailed it yourself.

BUY THE HAM FOR GOODNES SAKE MY CHILDREN ARE STARVING I HAVE NO MONEY BUY THE HAM BUY THE HAM BUY THE HAM BUY THE HAM

The man with the ham is me, taste it and you'll shout "oh golly, oh gee"
Fatty, smoky and great, my ham's the best, this isn't bait.
Buy Benton's ham, man, and I won't have to put you in the can, man.

Why don't you buy my ham, /ck/?

>>12668327
blow it out your cum filled soy boy ass

Buy the ham, be the man!
Eat the ham, not the spam!
The ham is great, this isn't bait!
Ham is made of pork. Eat it, don't be a dork!
What are nitrites? I don't know, but it makes it taste rights!
Ham has the taste of smoke! Try it, it's not a joke!

EAT HAM

Buy the ham, anon.

What do you like the most about HAM? I like the fact that they can be bought from Benton's, the best ham producer in the business!

>meat provides loads of protein and all the nutrients the animal needed to survive
>starch provides energy
What is even the point of vegetables?

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, BUY THE HAMS! BUY THE HAMS! bUY THE HAMS!
BUY! THE! HAMS!

Y'all know my name, know the style of my spice
I'm the best in the game, dispute it - your head's in a vice
Buy my ham, senpai, life'll be glam
Ain't no one got my style, my grace, I'll blow your fucking head into space
Buy the fucking ham, don't force me to spam
Don't force me to spam
Don't force me forcefeed fuckers owful offal or falafel, I'll fight fools friday to friday 'till the end of time.
Buy the ham. For God's sake.

You know my schtick,
so I'll make it quick
the ham's so delicious,
filling and nutritious.
You know you want it now,
you don't have to bow.
I know my ham's the best,
so go ahead and buy it, and ditch all the rest!

JUST BUY THE FUCKING HAM!

Hi there, fellas. Now that it's a new year, time to start on your new years resolutions, huh? I betcha one of those was to stop eating all that processed garbage, and in that case, you're in luck! My fine hams are as natural as they come, and you can eat them as much as you'd like! So please, head on over to my web site and buy yourself a taste of the south!

Hey guys, don'tforget to order your ham in time for Christmas. Your old aunt Carol is gonna love the taste of my meat, and that's a Benton's promise!

You know what would be fantastic this Christmas? A fresh ham.

>>11542084