/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11296197
>Have you ever killed a 4 legged animal that you were going to eat yourself?
>Not with a rifle.

>>10799955
Is that you, Joe?

>volunteer for rehab that serves soup for everyone at their church on Sunday
>soup is always oily as fuck
>a lot of the people are homeless so I guess they want to add as many calories as possible
>made the mistake of eating some and nearly shat into my socks later
>mfw I like to help but don't feel right about giving a bunch of homeless people the screamin' squits

I used to pretend I couldn't get to the door and tell them to come in, but the deadbolt would still be locked. They'd try to open it and I'd say, "it's unlocked, it's jammed though. Just push hard!" just to see how long I could get them to keep trying.

>mfw a power-lifter selling magazine subscriptions broke the fucking door off from the HINGES side

Tennessee
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At least 1.5lbs of meat (usually turkey breast or thighs), four eggs over easy, sautéed vegetables (usually squash and okra), small amount of bread.

Yes, you'll think "Joe Rogan pleb-tier," but I'm a good cook and have a body to maintain. You DID ask for """""""typical"""""""