/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19875391
Mammoth.

>>19290705
>The Trad-LARPer's Cookbook
>Recipe 1: Oooga-Booga
>You will need: 1 club
>1. Drag woman to cave (protip: put over shoulder for easy carrying)
>2. Hit large animal with club
>3. Drag dead animal to cave (protip: same as woman)
>4. Collect firewood
>5. Grunt at woman, give her meat and point at firewood (some women may also need spanking)
>6. Enjoy meal and headpat woman
Happy now?

>>15598493
do you not cover things you put in the fridge?

pic related: you

>>14338882
>t.

>>14075765
grug see long nose tribe put strange berry in river, now grug tribe member act strange, wear skins for women, want collect berries with women not hunt food with men

grug confused

>>13995964
this teebeeaitch
if you don't blend all of your foods into a slurry you're basically a caveman

>>13333334
based grug

>>12428207
>me cook steak in objectively inferior way because me manly man.
If you ever get a steak at a good restaurant, odds are it was cooked this way.

>>12202426
because me favourite subreddit said so!

>>11607409
>be 12 in early Neolithic Mesopotamia
>hunting party
>hunting boar this week
>leader doesn't give us recipes cause we just survivin' in the wild
>the way these hunting trips go we all get a taste and bring the rest home to longnose leaders
>longnose leader comes over to try subjugating humanity with agri(((cult)))ure
>gives us bread and veggies and fruits and spices instead of human food (meat)
>warn him it's going to be deadly, causing massive disease and strife
>he blanks me and drinks my blood after enslaving us with bread and circus
>bleeds out
>dying
>has to eat lots of delicious, nutritious meat to get my strength back
>whole tribe staring at me wide eyed open mouthed sipping weaponized carbage from judaic corporate teat
>dad disowns me because he loves this new beer invention more than his son
Shouldn't have touched those plants.

>>11136477
>don't like thing
>call thing meme
eh, i like it and even if it's not good because "muh corporate shilling" nobody ever died from talking a coffe once a day.
btw, nice type 2 emotion reasoning there, following the strange magical thinking that "deprivation is purification"

>>10800452
>Nigger meat only available through the black market

Is it possible to ban steakposting here? Can you imagine with all the various culinary delights available around the world there are people who think a slab of meat with some salt and pepper is something to write home about?

>>10573635

>>10300786
>Not knowing how much sugar goes into glazes
It's a poor man's glaze you absolute moron.

Chieftain say man who eat white bean need smaller loincloth. That why Grug no eat white bean, because Grug want be big and strong for cave women.

smellss funny... you really eat this raw????


just took a bite.. I think thhe Corn is over powering the pate flavor.