/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck you and your shitty metabolism. I'm gonna eat whatever the fuck i want, whenever the fuck i want because i like food that tastes good and i won't gain weight because i have actually good metabolism.

So give me the biggest greasiest burger I can get my grubby mits on

Give me a fucking extra meat pizza with jalapenos and banana peppers

Give me a philly cheesesteak with enough grease that it becomes a condiment at that point.

Give me a dump truck filled with salty greasy fries

I'll drink 10 gallons of mountain dew with all that.

And i will continue to add 2 big spoonfuls of butter to everything
And i will continue to add a mountain of shredded cheese to everything

>b-but m-muh diabeetus
Cope.