/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13033104
This desu.
>mfw at a bbq and they had beer and I was mixing vodka into the beer otherwise I wouldn't be able to get drunk but also didnt want people know I was doing that so I went to the bathroom with my backpack every 30 mins or so and hoped no one realized it

>>12833449
>debit card isnt working
>go to branch to get a new one
>teller asks for ID
>give to him
>anon this ID expired 2 weeks ago I cant use it
>asks me security questions
>what was your first pets name?
>first pet when I was a kid or first pet when I was an adult?
>I dunno man, the security question isnt that specific
>mitzie
>no that's wrong
>FUCK
>I also have a business account card in the same name as my debit, would that help?
>yea
>pin matches
>ok, so approx how much do you have in your personal chequing account? (For security question, I think...)
>uh like $900
>uh anon you're chequing account has $220
>He says it so loud everyone in line hears it
>that's embarrassing
Why couldn't he ask me how much is in my business account? I have like $54 grand in there!