/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15179012
>consigned to live with father by mother for being an insolent shit
>father was living in Bengladesh so thats where I go
>one of several servants is a cook, makes basic shit, tries to make fat yankee food but it tastes funny and looks gross
>swarmed by peasants at a grocery store, shirt gets torn as they grab for a bushel of grapes
>get mildly sick a couple of times, think its just this third world shithole, its monsoon season after all
>get bitten by a mongoose
>cook still making weird gross oddly colored bad tasting food, today it's ""fish"" fillets with humus
>get REALLY sick
>horrible abdominal cramps, shit liquid for a week, can barely walk, no energy even to talk
>several times a day for a week walk naked to take showers for relief, dgaf about servants or decency
>spend rest of time in sweat puddle on cold concrete floor to offset fever
>raise question to dad, is this guy even a cook?
>he was never a cook
>lied to get a job from """"""rich"""""" white sultan-god
>find out later that fucking mudslimes don't use toilet paper or wash their hands when they take a shit
>they shit in a hole, scoop the remaining shit out of their asshole directly with their left hand, and dump water down their back to """"clean"""" up
>cook has been sourcing, cooking and serving food with literally shit covered hands the entire time
Fuck you Kassam.