/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12677679
>my gf's

>get a job as a short order cook
>all the orders are long
>get fired the next day

>>11633895
>Deep fryer

have fun scrubbing the grease off your kitchen walls

>>7638374

>>7058438
>Quiet you
>Horseradish best

first time I read this I thought it said:

"Quiet you Horseradish beast."

>>7045124

>order eggs Benedict
>get eggs drenched in sauce made from eggs
>somebody once told me starts playing

>>7026358
>it would probably come down to butt sex tier intimacy

so you would tell your Dad?

>>7009268

Anything you make in the kitchen, always preface the name with "My World Famous...."

Makes my day every time.

>>6782945

>doesn't cook by the book

>>6567613

What is it with the Greeks?

Bushy mustaches, hairy chests, and then there's the men!

>>6355539

pleb still eats "toast"

>>6281072
i raffed

>>6150027
>Pretty much how do I into tea?

Darn good question OP.
Take revolver.
Insert bullet.
Put barrel into mouth.
Pull trigger.

Now you are did into tea.
And a restless world rejoices.

>work in restaurant that closes at 11:00
>get call at 10:00
>we'd like a table of 12
>will be there at 10:50
>tell staff about late reservation
>one waiter complains and punches out early
>the rest say well that's what we do
>serve tasty beautiful meals
>diners eat dessert, hang out
>waitress gets enormous tip
>buys drinks for kitchen staff
>diners come back often
>word spreads
>restaurant flourishes
>waiter who complained is fired
>never works again
>lives in Mother's basement
>finally dies by own hand, alone and unloved
>world loses another pretentious loser
>feels good man

>>5683477

try this from Mark Bittmann of the NYT

http://markbittman.com/too-hot-to-grill-try-the-slow-cooker/

should keep you busy for a while

>>5677426
Ameriguy here:

I use this on all manner of things that need some taste; from baked potatoes (when I'm watching the fat) to cold steak to turkey.

do the same with A1 or whatever's in the fridge but NEVER on a just cooked steak.

>>5631389

it says here that this thread could go so wrong at any minute