/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10968655
>As far as throwing eggshells in the food, absolutely not.

Like I said, this was years back when my buddy and I had just graduated from high school (class of ’86 here) and his cousin was already in his early 30s.

And despite being a jail bird, he was a nice guy and funny as fuck, as he’d heard every joke possible while in and out of prison and oddly, while he was on parole he had a_ pre-scheduled_ drug piss test every Monday. So he’d smoke pot all week long then spent Sunday drinking tons of water and he’d take some kinda magic potion that (supposedly) defeated piss tests but one Sunday he got drunk and forgot and failed his test.

But the cops didn’t arrest him then and there, they let him go back home and of course he cut off his electronic teether and went on the lam for several months, until he predictably got pulled over for failure to use a turn signal and they sent up him up the river for good.

He ended up dying in prison from emphysema at 50-something years of age, as the guy smoked like a chimney, literally lighting one cigarette off another.