/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Would you?

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Thanks mods, range ban his fatass while you're at it.

>Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub
>Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman
>Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow
>666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood
>Dijon mustard
>Lettuce
>Sun-dried tomatoes


DO YOU DARE?!

>>17374937
>It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

>The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.

Also, not necessarily "fictional", but the time Shake and Carl flash fried an entire cow looked pretty good

>>13072752
LAYERED WITH 666 SEPARATE MEATS FROM AN ANIMAL WHICH HAS MAGGOTS FOR BLOOD

Sundried tomatoes have been popular since 2003.

>>10764213
>Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, with cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow and layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

>>10412499
She looks like a meal ready to eat.

/co/.

>>10138051
Muslims in our major cities usually have their own markets, and those outside major cities usually know what's what.

I've never seen toilet paper marked kosher. Salt sure, but that's used for "koshering" meat. Many meats that are kosher are also halal so it's kinda unnecessary to mark them as both.

Vegan is actually a common stamp, as is GMO-free, and Gluten-free. Even more so than Kosher.

Not sure where you've seen or heard this shit.

Jet neit vous il mit sevour broodvich leur bahahaha

Tomatoes on the side, some bacon added would be nice.

>>7039617

The Broodwich

Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. With dijon mustard, lettuce, and sun dried tomatoes. Bacon is extra.

The older I get the less I enjoy on a sandwich...right now I'm down to simply bread, meat, and a kraft single. Anything else and I feel like it's overpowering

/ck/ i'm not a cook, but i need a little advice. so i was thinking about the tuna fish sandwiches my mom used to make, and i started craving it so i went out and bought some cans of tuna. only to realize you have to add shit to it, i know kinda dumb. but anyway, whats a recipe for it?