/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw you realize how much your daily life depends on shitposting with random drunken internet people.

>finish my final exam
>walking home
>decide to treat myself with a coffee
>see a cafe I haven't been to before
>looks pretty neat, the owners welcomes me when I step inside
>"yeah I'd like a large cappuccino for takeaway thanks"
>"sure thing, that'll be $4.50"
>get my card out to tap and go (do murrican's have paywave?)
>cashier gives me a look of pic related
>"sorry minimum is $10 for card transactions"
>"u wot"
>"yeah, you can just buy a sandwich as well to bump it over?"
Those places need to robbed and their staff gang raped.