/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What do you guys make when you need to pitch a meal together and have neither the time, inclination, nor sobriety to do a good job?

I make a half-assed stir-fried noodles.

- Some pasta, like a quarter to half a package
- Dark sweet soy sauce, oyster sauce, ginger, garlic, sesame oil, chili paste
- Whatever vegetables I have available

Chuck them in a big frying pan and toss it all about until it's hot and coated. I don't have any quantities because I've never measured and it tastes different every time I make it.