/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14744407
>So, 3 years ago you said to a poster, on the controversial website 4channel, that he “sounded jelly” after he claimed that I was a “bald cunt”
>So, I just wanted to congratulate you on sticking up for me like that and I wanted to pick your brain a little as to why you went out of your way to defend me when you weren’t even famous then
>Holy shit, bro! :D Haha, how did you know about *wipes snot with napkin and downs glass of milk because it reminds him of cum*
>Haha, anon, we get around!
>Haha, yeah, well, I had just finished guzzling my boyfriend’s cum that night and I was rubbed off by the fact that I hadn’t come out to my parents that night like I had planned to so when I saw OP blast you on the ‘/ck/ - Food & Cooking’ board, he reminded me of my judgemental parents, and I felt the need to not only defend you, a faggot, but myself by proxy
>I also samefagged later in the thread by saying “somebody’s angry that they won’t get famous for eating hot wings” because I really wanted to drive the point home to OP like my boyfriend drives his cahk up my rectum
>Since then, I have disowned my parents and have fulfilled my dream as the top earner in the gay pornography industry! I also have HIV+.
>*Transistion: “DA BOMB*