/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13453895
>Order gravy for fries and other person doesn't
>They dip their fries into my gravy

>we don't have guacamole
>we only have AVOCADO

>customer asks me to do some outlandish shit for them
>tell them no
>BUH BUH BUT THEY DO IT FOR ME ALL THE TIME!!
Once had a customer bring me a pile of packs of ground beef, demanding that I mark them all down 40%
>sir this was ground and packaged today
>YEAH BUT THE SELL BY DATE IS ONLY 3 DAYS FROM NOW
>that's the base amount, sir. I can't mark them down until the morning of the sell by date
>NUH UH THEY DO IT FOR ME ALL THE TIME!!!

>yummy
>nummy
>tummy
>delish

>>9478369
>everybody
Try going to a steakhouse with people you've never had steak with before and you might be surprised.

>a couple people order medium well
>another person orders well fucking done
>I'm the only one who orders their steak(ribeye) medium rare
>after waitress walks away
>"oh my god anon you're gonna eat a raw steak? That can't be good for you"

>>8648486
>STOP QUESTIONING MY FAKE STORIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>follow recipe for "soft white dinner rolls"
>They don't come out soft
>Ruin my entire plan for burgers

>>7140123
>Vegetarian taco
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY /CK/ YOU FUCKING WOMAN
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6626615
>friend orders street tacos at taqueria
>where's muh sour creem
>fuck cilantro
>muh flour tor-tilla