/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you dip your pizza in ranch, you are no different than the heathens that dip a steak in ketchup.

Your taste buds are shot. You have no palette. You have taken a perfect creation that needs no further modification, and have desecrated it by dunking it in a gloopy solution of buttermilk, shelf stable thickeners, and freeze dried herbs. The dish you are eating is no longer recognizable by food historians and has become nothing more than bulk filler calories, more suitable for a pig than a human. You have completely changed the macronutrient composition of the food from an evenly balanced mix of carbs, proteins, and fats, to an oily grease bomb that congeals in the gullet and plugs up the bowels. Your culinary misadventures are not only an insult to modern cuisine, but an affront to good health as well. Please, for the love of all that is good, eat your pizza and enjoy it for what it is; a delightful combination of meats, cheeses, and vegetables on a toasted crust, and stop pouring that god awful ranch sauce on it.

Do Americans really???

Pizza with no ranch is like a bitch with no tits.

do americans really?

I get irrationally angry when I see someone putting ranch dressing on pizza.