/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Remember how simple it seemed in the beginning? You brought your morning cup of coffee into the bathroom to sip while on the loo. And why not? It saves time and stimulates your morning push. And if a cup of joe is OK, why not a bran muffin or chocolate biscotto too? Before you know it, you're eating bacon & eggs on the throne. And if it works for breakfast, why not lunch and supper too? The normies will never understand. "Why is there a TV tray in the bathroom, anon? Why is there a hotplate? Why is the bathroom sink full of dirty dishes?" But there is a elegant logic to our lifestyle, and after women have been fully supplanted by AI sexbots, toilet diners shall be vindicated.