/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16143734
Ciara horan aka eliza

>>15727642
I just like her feet.
Also her eating.
Not here for the porn.

Macaroni time.
Give me your fanciest and laziest.
My laziest:
Ingredients -
Regular Kraft
Can of spam
Instructions -
>Boil noodles until desired tenderness
>Drain extremely well
>Pour in powder
>Cube & fry spam to desired cookedness
>Mix together and refrigerate
>Eat once room temperature or slightly chilled

Give me your Mac n' Cheese recipes.

My best one is a buffalo mac that uses Frank's red hot, popcorn chicken and plenty of cheddar.

My laziest is kraft & spam, I don't use any milk or butter, I just pour the powder into the slightly wet noodles and stir.

Cooking For Cuties:

Regale me with stories on attempting to create confectionary delights for those special ladies in your life.

Pro Tip: Don't make them something overly greasy unless you're into being thrown up on during sex.

When's the last time you cooked in an attempt to impress a girl?
Did it work out?

Due to your many years of eating food without saying grace, God has decided to turn you into food as retribution for all the food you never thanked.
The one upside in all of this is you get to choose the food you turn into.
What do you turn into and why?

Do americans actually eat store bought macaroni and cheese?
HAhahahaha
Just make it yourself
It's literally just two ingredients
Are you that fucking retarded?