/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13455624
OH NO NO NO

>>13426108
>Infowars/Paul Joseph Watson and Sargon of Akkad.
I know that Infowars is Alex Jones, I don't know wtf the rest of that is. All you people do is try to label everyone by what media they take in.
That's how I know you're not real.
>>13426106
>haha I'll dehumanize this poster to cover up the massive pile of steaming shit that is Anthony Bourdain
People try to make money on the guy's IP, that's all this thread is.

>>13359483
>>13359491
>>13359448
kek seething asians who can't enjoy milk and cheese.

>>13353614
>>yorkshire pudding profiteroles
>I fucking hate yanks
Haha we do everything better don't we.
Must piss you off that we think of everything good about world food and make it better. Meanwhile you're stuck eating sheep rectums.

>>13310125
Yes, food starts tasting aweseomley awesome within a few days. The effects wear off quickly, but every once in a while you'll still get hits of how good things taste and what you missed before.
Worse yet, nicotine is an appetite suppresant, and you'll likely blow up to the size of a house.
Women do especially, they ALL get fat when they quit, fat and disgusting, all the other women make jokes about them, and the men use their fat, sloppy, cottage-cheesy asses to insult each other like
>Haha Anon, your girlfriend is ExSmoker, you like fatties hahahahaahahahah
see like that.
But if you're a man you should be able to control this.

Haha no one likes a fat woman, just keep smoking honey or you'll be gross. We ARE laughing at you!

>>13247106
>>13247086
Holy shit how can you be so crass?
REAL Ramen is made by digging up the bones of your ancestors, 13 years before you want to complete the recipe.
Then you have to roll them between your pinky and 2nd littlest toe, a skill which requires a lifetime of beaing beaten by a tiny Japanese monk to master.
This doesn't even include the broth, which is comprised of one thousand angel tears.
My god, you stupid Gaijin, how dare you infringe on the magnificence that is REAL Ramen.
The idea that a factory run by wetback illegals can produce the same thing by the megaton is just.... god it's so Flyover. How dare uou!!!
Baaaaaanzzzaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii!!!