/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8001588
10/10 would glass the middle east again

>>7834887
English, please.

>>7780336

>>7745171

Thinly veiled Jack thread?

>>7739013
What do you think, friendo?

>>7720933
>boiled food

Medieval peasant shitpost detected.

Why don't you tell us next about how it's fun to live in filth and die at 24?

>>7607448
I'm not /fit/. Was referring to op as being a brother of /ck/. Chill

>>7558516
>it's working

>>7533244
how fat are you? how fast do you need to force pizza down your stretched out throat? eating pizza in a car? really? on the way to another place? i know this is bait but i hope people like this dont actually exist

>>7523486
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8
>asking for your money back because of a bubble

>>7491707
Thanks for the warning, saved giving "him" a viewer revenue

>>7204851
allrecipes.com should be a great place to start.
Glad to have you here, anon.
We all usually start with fried eggs cut into quarters and seasoned to perfection.
Someone should have the proper directions, I'll let them inform you.

I'll start with some key ones.

>Hasn't split or paid the tab with parents at a restaurant over the age of 20
>Adds Milk and or Sugar to Coffee
>Drinks Soda

>>7186979
>authentic french bakery near me
>they have croissants and pain au chocolate
>still ask for a chocolate croissant because it's literally a croissant with chocolate in it and it's way easier to say
get fucked frogs

>go to local grocery store
>my hawk starts pecking the fresh fruit, nearly kicked out
>have to sneak away so the no singles policy enforcer doesn't see me
>grocery store showers are all taken up
>mfw

>>7126557

Jack

>>7066634
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god

Don't mean to spam, just wanted to share this on another Jack thread

Jack is a literal manchild

>>7043939
>that WA LA at 7:11
How have I never noticed it before

>>6994263
>Juicy beautiful Palestinian children

please respond