/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19963425
>substitute scrambled eggs

>My aeropress makes half a mug
>I look like an idiot ass using it

>>19782408
>Dr. Berg

I’m still craving oysters. Why have I been craving oysters all the time lately? Am I zinc or magnesium deficient or something?

>>19759807
>waiter/server calls me “buddy” instead of “sir”

>>19756816
>If Im feeling fancy Ill get a bottle of barefoot
That shit is literally McDonald’s wine. The fact you can stomach it at all suggests you have poor taste but the fact you consider it fancy makes me think you should kill yourself

>>19489804
>India #5
>Mexico #6
This list was made by a brown American

At least give black santa a fucking white beard

>>13038086
>take gf to new place
>gf looks over entire menu
>looks in disgust at anything that's not bean and cheese or a cheeseburger
>orders the most plain looking thing on the menu
>gets nauseous later after eating half a pound of candy
>feet start tingling and going numb
>blames it on the restaurant food
>asks why we didn't just go to a burger joint/mexican restaurant

I have a terminal disease and I'm gonna outlive her, I can feel it

>>12000756
McDonald's Employee here. Work sucks and customers treat me like I have a subhuman iq cause they're used to dealing with employees like in the OP. Fat people, boomers, and niggers are easily my worst customers

I rang up an order for an elementary school kid named Treasure that was easily 1200 calories while her parents got large meals and an extra burger each. People who regularly eat garbage deserve their slow painful death

>>11064383
>parents are boomers
>they only buy miracle whip
>they think miracle whip is mayo
>they get annoyed when I say it isn't
>buy a small jar of mayo for my own use
>parents end up using my mayo instead of their miracle whip
>mfw

>>11002639
This just happened yesterday

>nephew works at Wendy's
>send him a text to get me a 3/4 pounder
>comes over after work
"I couldn't find a 3 to 4 pound burger on the menu so I just asked them to put 5 patties on it"
>youwhatnigger.jpg
>have to explain to him that the line means it's a fraction
>he's a senior in high school
>decide to test him
>write down 1/4 and 1/3 on a piece of paper
>ask him which is bigger
"Well 1/4 duh"
>spend the next 30 min lecturing him on fractions

The hamburger was also terrible