/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Grocery store stories?

>Up front on cashier
>Someone starts unloading their cart
>Work through their items
>Get to the milk
>"Would you like your milk in a bag?"
>Time continuum stops
>They become catatonic
>They've forgotten how to speak the english language
>Nothing in their lives has prepared them for this moment
>They're staring into the abyss, and the abyss is staring back
>...
>"Sir/Ma'am? I said would you like your milk in a bag? Hello?"
>Blank stare until I eventually just put it in their cart

Every fucking time.