/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19958909
Are you suggesting that we could actually buy the Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

>>19692789
>Tell me, what other fucking drink needs to be "mixed"?

Coffee.
Cordial.
>Just as in the same way people done sip glasses of petrol or paint thinner.
You sniff petrol and paint thinner. I know. I live in Australia. We had to invent petrol that doesn't get you high when you sniff it.

Also they drink listerine.
Cunt you really should stop conflating smug with smart.

>>17656810
>serving size is 4
>total fat is 11
OP you did your math wrong it's closer to 330% fat

>>17207417
Then explain that to my borage. There's about a hundred sprouts right next to mumsie, and borage isn't a plant that gives a fuck about root space, it'll just take over from everything else.

I'm sure you're trying to craft clever horticultural metaphors, but I've been wrist deep in horseshit with my boots covered in stomped on slugs and all I can say is the only metaphor is that when you hand-pollinate a pumpkin it's a metaphor for marriage. You do the hard work and all your wife will do is sit there and get larger.

>>17166597
Because you're outside his window, ready to break in, murder him, steal his shit, and then get shot by a cop?

>>16460191
Like the doctor told your mother after he delivered you.

>>13724079

>>12453009
No they weren't asshat quit your bullshit

>>10290351

>>8739253
yes she is

>>8662616
That's like saying NYC is famous for its food because of pizza joints and dirty water hot dogs

Don't be a retard

>ordering a baked potato at a restaurant

just stay home next time

>>8503917
>goes to a bar to be alone and not talk

just go to the fucking liquor store and drink at home then

>>8401122
>posts on 4chan
>thinks he's part of the upper class

the only class you're part of is the massive faggot class.

>>7803803
she's worth 20 mil m8 what are you on about

>>7700838
You can't be serious

This post must be an Australian trying to derail the thread

>>6967113
it doesn't but way to nitpick and choose the shit of the shit
this fuckign boar dis trash

vegan cupcakes are better than normal cupcakes.
shit. if it weren't for the vegans, we'd still be on the ass backwards horrible ass fried dust diet of 2006.

people seem to forget how terrible American food started to get before the vegans came in.

>being fed up with the state of food at 15

>>6963360

Someone take away this guy's VHS tape of Red Dawn

>>6887692
I live in NYC and at least 90% of what I eat is grown in NY, NJ, or PA

Helps that I don't really eat shit that contains HFCS like you guys, just actual recognizable seasonal vegetables, dairy, meat and eggs from small independent farmers. This may come as a shock but there are people in America (yes, people who live on the coasts are in fact Americans even those terrifying ethnic people you blame for all your problems), who don't have a "favorite brand of food" that they personally identify with, like some kind of sports team.

I'm sorry that "healthy food" sounds to you like a kind of punishment inflicted upon you by your doctor because you have never had a vegetable that wasn't genetically engineered to look geometrically perfect for weeks in the very small produce aisle in your local Piggly Wiggly, where it will remain untouched because an invisible force field of fear prevents flyovers from approaching vegetables of any sort unless they were deep fried, stored in a freezer bag, and then microwaved to perfection at the local Applebees.

I'm sorry that flyoverland can't conceive of life without the generously processed "all-natural" meat and HFCS slurry grown by Cargill or one of its subsidiaries in giant nightmarish bioreactors somewhere in that vast empty space that I occasionally look down on when I'm flying between New York and San Francisco.

Or as you people call it, "normal food".

>>6862477

Oh no! Someone is creating diversity in the beer market!