/ck/ - Food & Cooking

LEEET THE POOOR BANANA ALONEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17432105

>>15661477
no
No
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mom found my hand churned mayo

>>13666362
>Greasy sauce

Niggers:
>Ooga booga wyte boi with yo small dick my dick be 10 times larger than yours, white women love this shit we taking yo womens
White people:
>fucking dumb niggers, too stupid to do anything else so all you do is "muh dick" around all day, fucking retarded monkeys
Also white people:
>hehe fucking Asians with their micropeens, have fun never pleasuring any woman ever, that's why Asian women love white guys because our dicks are bigger haha

Common boys admit it.

>>12208853
WHAT?

>>11955792

>>11932949
>"girls" over the age of 17

mummy bought nuggies instead of tendies

>>11825965
This.
Lamb is fucking gross.

>>11603345
ANON NO DON'T DO IT

>just went to costco for weekly hot dog yum yums
>onion grinding machine was out of onions
>to beta to ask them to refill it, end up with hot dog with mustard only and no onion

im mad and sad

>>10972464
>garlic shits

what do roasties typically order?

>>10734021
>Smug nigga walks over
>Looks at your girl
>"What's up whore, wanna find out how to open a wine bottle with a sword"
tfw you no longer have a girlfriend

>cancer gives you cancer

>We don't actually serve French Fries, Onion Rings or Tater Tots
>But we have sweet potato fries

>did a bunch of errands today
>got hungry, decided to check Google Maps for food places nearby
>saw a place that looked cool
>decide to check it out, it was only like 5 minutes from where I was at the time
>haven't eaten out at a non-fast food place in a while so I was looking forward to it
>walk in
>sign says "please wait to be seated"
>I wait
>girl comes up and asks how many
>"just one, please"
>she grabs a menu and a fork and knife wrapped in a napkin and leads me to my table
>it's a cool, semi-hip place, got a good vibe, menu looks cool and has some good looking stuff
>I notice I'm the only person eating there by myself, and the place was about 3/4 full
>kinda depressing seeing all the couples and cute girls and stuff but oh well I'll find a girlfriend eventually
>after about 2 minutes a waitress walks up to my table
>"hi there, can I get you something to drink?"
>ask for a rootbeer
>she says "sure! oh by the way, here by yourself, huh?"
>I say yeah
>she smiles really big and snorts
>"what?"
>she walks away without saying anything
>15 minutes later still no rootbeer, none of the wait staff has come to my table
>I raise my hand and leave it raised for 2 minutes but still nobody shows up
>I walk to the front where the first girl who greeted me was and start to say something but she tries really hard (and fails) to hold back a snarky grin and giggle and hurriedly walks towards the back and I can hear her snorting loudly as she does so
>I leave

I'm so tired of not having a gf you guys

>shower get dressed and leave house to try new ramen place down the street
>realize i dont know how to pronounce anything on the menu and worry about the looks ill get if i ask for it to go
>end up eating at mcdonalds

is it even worth owning a restaurant

>be fat
>go on a pretty strict diet
>lose 65 pounds
>be happy with weight and allow for occasional cheating
>anything remotely fatty or greasy now gives me horrible diarrhea every single time

it wasn't worth it

>pick up a box of Honey Nut Cheerios
>there aren't any nuts in the cereal

>tfw used to be a raging alcoholic
>now i can't drink half a beer without my heart racing, getting bad headaches, and waking up the next day with dry mouth and eyes wanting to die