/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12996357
kek I'm not a cop. Not even close. Just wondering if you were American or something else. I know a little about the lifestyle.

>>12996349
I have to eat, it just has to happen. I've been woken up by cops because I decided to take a nap on the sidewalk, I've woken up in jail too. I didn't get a car until I was 23 so when I'm drunk I'll go on impossibly long walks. I usually bring some beers in a backpack. When it's dark out and nobody is out or awake I sometimes bring the bottle with me and just sip on it while I walk. I bought a toaster oven after I left the oven on so it's not as dangerous. I've left that on too. I buy some pretty big slabs of meat sometimes and one time I left one in there and woke up with all the lights on and some smoking meat cooking. I ate it anyway.