/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have a couple from over the years

>Four top is eating at their table, as they should be
>They're sitting next to a window about a foot off the ground
>Apparently at some point the mom in the family saw a fly on the window and decided to KICK it in order to kill it
>The window predictably breaks
>They leave, we now have a broken window, the manager decided to not try and collect information for them to pay for it since by the looks of them there was no fucking way they were going to do that
>And that's how we got a broken window

There was a lady who was very strange. She always wore a hat (hat ladies are usually nuts, especially if they have a wide brim) and she would speak in a very wistful, kind of distracted sort of way. She would look at you as if she were looking right through you like a thousand-yard stare. She would always order the same thing but couldn't remember what it was even though she came in very regularly. Trying to have a conversation with her was like driving through a neighborhood and constantly running into dead ends. Any time you would to engage her about whatever insane shit she was rambling on about she would look at you and say, "What?" as if you were the idiot for asking questions or something. A few stories about her are:

>She's ordering at the counter, I'm putting in all her stuff
>She orders fries
>I ask her regular or large
>She repeats, "I'd like to order fries"
>I say, yes, would you like regular or large
>She says, "Yes."
>I enter regular and don't push my luck

Another

>She orders a chardonnay with her food, I bring her the wine and she sits outside
>Presumably she finishes the food, however as she's leaving I also see her carrying her glass of wine in one hand and her tiny purse-sized dog in the other as she's crossing a busy street

That's all I can remember right now and she hasn't come back in a while but if she does I'm pawning her off on a coworker ASAP