/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw I'm allergic to gluten, and ramen is never made with rice noodles
>tfw I'm allergic to pork, and lots of Japanese dishes have pork in them, especially ramen

Sorry Japan-chan

>Be taking acid like 8 years ago
>Was a hippy retard for a while and was into acid and shit.
>Decide to go to McDs as I feel okay, it's barely kicked in yet and McDs is just down the street.
>Huge ass fucking line, at least 30 people.
>Pass the time by playing snake on my phone.
>I get to the counter and look up from my phone to see Ronald McDonald standing there in the flesh.
>Think that I must be tripping balls at this point and start getting really paranoid and nervous.
>Startled into speaking by him saying "Your order sir?" For the third time.
>I had probably been standing there for 45 seconds just staring at him
>"Ummm.....yeah.....Can I get a Big Mac?
>He rings me up and I give him ten and just walk out because I'm kinda panicking.
>MFW there was actually a fucking guy dressed as Ronald fucking Mcdonald there that day.
>MFW a girl at a party recognised me as the guy who scared the shit out of the Corporate Mascot guy, when she was working there.

Ignoring your taste in film, make something that can be stored in a pocket without worry of crushing it. I think brownies or something of that nature would fit nicely. Also, you can smuggle trail mix inside tightly sealed ziplock bags. Most importantly, wear somewhat baggy pant/shorts with massive pockets, cargo shorts work nicely.